New on GoonDude: 4 Sites We Tested and Listed in September 2026

Published: September 2, 2026

Every week operators email asking to be added to this directory. Most of those emails describe a site that is fast, clean, ad-free and enormous. Some of them are telling the truth. The only way to find out is to open the site, read the network log, and check whether the legal pages actually exist.

Six submissions came through this round. Four are now listed. One was declined. One we could not reach. Here is what the testing found, including the parts the submission emails left out.

Disclosure up front: none of these sites paid for a listing, and four of the six offered something — link exchange, affiliate revenue, or paid placement. No offer influenced a verdict or a rating, and no link on this page is an affiliate link.

What we actually check

Marketing copy is not evidence. Every submission gets the same pass:

1. A timed request from a normal connection — how long the homepage really takes, and how heavy it really is.
2. The full network log, on the homepage and on an interior page. This is where "no ads" either survives or dies, because most sites are clean until you press play.
3. What the player serves. A self-hosted file and a third-party embed look identical to a visitor and behave completely differently when the source disappears.
4. The legal pages — 2257, DMCA, privacy, terms, contact — followed one by one, not counted in the footer.
5. Whether the catalogue matches the claim. Pagination and counters are checkable.

The four we listed

Pochine — the multilingual index nobody else is building

Pochine claims 34 million indexed videos. The counter reads 32,525,092, plus 431,239 galleries, and the browsing structure is built to carry it: videos, galleries, performers, tags and a user feed, each separately indexed.

The genuinely unusual part is the language support. Fifty-plus languages, each on its own subdomain — de.pochine.net, ja.pochine.net, fa.pochine.net — serving a fully translated interface rather than a machine-translation widget in the corner. Arabic, Bengali, Persian and Hebrew are all there. If you read porn sites in a language the big tubes ignore, nothing else in this directory comes close.

Loading the homepage pulled zero third-party requests. No ad network, no tag manager, no analytics. Video pages carry two banner frames and embed the source player, and no pop-under fired at any point in testing.

What holds it to 3.8 is the missing takedown route: terms and privacy exist, but the DMCA, 2257 and contact URLs all return 404. For a site indexing 32 million third-party videos, that is the one gap that matters, and the rating moves the day it is filled.

AVthai.co — the cleanest tube we tested this year

AVthai.co does one thing: Japanese adult video with Thai subtitles, plus Western and Chinese titles subbed the same way. Around 849 videos — small, and it does not pretend otherwise.

It is also the only free tube in this batch that loads no advertising network whatsoever. Not on the index, not on a video page, not after you press play. Two third-party requests exist in total, both analytics.

The detail that shows real care: the player does not load until you tap it. Video pages ship a poster and a button, and nothing runs until you ask — which on mobile data is the difference between a page you can open and one you cannot. Subtitle status is labelled honestly on every card, performers get real archive pages, and the takedown, privacy, terms and contact pages all resolve.

SHEJITOYS — a toy store that sells its own products

Most adult toy stores are catalogues of other people's products with a markup. SHEJITOYS sells only SHEJITOYS: manual, torso, butt, heated, oral and electric ranges of its own design, from roughly $28 to $945, shipped direct from its own warehouse.

Because it is one brand, the product pages carry specifications that multi-brand stores rarely bother with — materials, internal structure, functions, care. It publishes eleven localised storefronts, and the policy stack is fuller than most mainstream retailers manage: privacy, terms, age restriction, cookies, intellectual property, returns, shipping, payment.

The one thing worth checking before you spend at the top of the range: direct-from-China means longer delivery, and an international return on a $945 item is not the same proposition as posting it back across your own country.

Infatuated AI — the GirlfriendGPT rebrand

If you go looking for GirlfriendGPT today, the domain redirects to infatuated.ai. Same operation, new name, much bigger product: chat with persistent memory, voice messages, image generation, image-to-video and talking-video clips, character creation and an encrypted private gallery.

Our review leads on the pricing, because that is what you are actually buying. Plans run $9.99/month for 100 tokens, down to $6.99/month billed annually. The site publishes what every action costs — and reading the two tables together is the whole story: a chat message is 1 token, a 10-second Ultra video is 70. The $9.99 plan is either 100 messages or one long video clip. Budget for top-ups if video is why you are there.

Its compliance stack is the most complete in the category — a 2257 exemption statement, DMCA policy, underage policy, sex trafficking policy, removal policy, community guidelines and more. In a niche where competitors routinely publish nothing, that counts.

The two that did not make it

One AI undress tool was declined. Not because of its category — we have tested and ranked undress AI apps before — but because its privacy policy, terms, DMCA page, 2257 statement and about page all return 404, it has no age gate, and it states no policy at all about uploading photographs of real people. Both of its buttons lead to a different company's paid product, and session-recording analytics run on the page where users upload images. A site with no takedown route and no consent policy does not go in this directory.

One JAV site could not be reached. The domain resolves, but the server refused connections on both ports from two separate networks across the whole testing window. There is no review to write for a site that will not load for readers, so it stays on hold until it answers.

Why we publish the failures too

A directory that lists everything it is sent is a link farm with better typography. The four sites above earned their entries by holding up under a check they did not know the details of, and two of them carry lower ratings than their operators would like because the testing found something the email did not mention.

That is the whole value of the format. If you want to see how the standard applies across the catalogue, start with the free porn sites, Asian, sex toys and uncensored AI companion categories, or read our comparison of adult directories — including an honest placement of ourselves.

Run a site and want it tested? Send it. Expect the network log to be read.